Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Hairy & Available, For A SHORT TIME Only, At Chef Choi

Once a year, they come. Much like a frigid woman.

They adorn the posters of all worthy Chinese restaurants, inviting clients to come and sample their hairy legs, and suck out their delicious insides.

Photobucket
This one comes modestly wrapped under a blanket.... as if to tantalize and seduce....

Photobucket
She says, "Sorry, I'm tied up at the moment"...(did I steal your line, Ciki?)

Photobucket
Ah, the sheer bliss and esctasy of the roe. Or is it sperm? Okay, the debate raged as to whether or not these were male or female crustaceans, since both are hairy anyway. A certain appendage distinguishes the male from the female, and Chef Tai Sim insists this was male, though our hostess CS insisted otherwise. We'll take the word of the chef....so, if Sebastian here is male, ... then what are we eating?

Photobucket
Apart from his sweet succulent flesh, that is....

Photobucket
These bits of sinful goodness...that rich creamy whatever, that melts in your mouth, and slides down your throat as you go through spasms of delight. Due to lack of consensus as to the sexuality of the crab and whether it was sperm, or roe, we decided to call it HE-ROE.

Photobucket
Check out those succulent legs with tender meat and the hairy arms, or pincers.

Photobucket
Now, this elevates noodles to dizzying new heights...

Photobucket

Even higher than this fork is doing....

Seriously, this Braised Ee Fu Noodles with hairy crab meat (that's "HAIRY CRAB" - meat, not "HAIRY" crab meat), is to die for. That natural creamy goodness from the roe, tossed into the springy ee fu noodles, cooked to perfection, with that oh so sweet crab meet, sublime. I could just eat this and be be happy.

Now, as time is of the essence, and these Hairy babies are here but for short time, and will be gone, I can assure you, before the next General Election, hurry over to CHEF CHOI, at

Chef Choi Restaurant
159 Jalan Ampang
Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2163 5866

This is but PART of the fabulous meal we had...will post more on the Fellowship of the Pig

6 comments:

Life for Beginners | Kenny Mah said...

I love that - the Fellowship of the Pig! (Do y'all have a tattoo of the Elvish character for an oinker on your bodies? Hehe.)

UnkaLeong said...

Hermaphrodites. Hahaha. Am I the only one that caught that?

boo_licious said...

What a great "flash" post...that showed off a bit of hair (oops!) and legs.

My fav has to be those noodles - creamy roe mixed with those strands.

Lovely to catch up with you.

CUMI & CIKI said...

Flash it.. oh yeah Flash it!!

Great post and shots FBB! ur camera and you are one now!

xoxo

CUMI & CIKI said...

you could eat this and be be happy? Damn ... you ARE happy ! kehkeh :P

JoinMe said...

Hi fatboybakes
Kindly be informed that this post has been reprinted on JoinMe.com.my, thanks. ^^
P/S: We have put your name and link credit back to this article.