Friday, August 27, 2010

A Tribute to Thamby, The Queen

The Queen is .... well, it's her birthday. Today. She shares the same birthday as her cat. Who is also the same age, according to Nigel Skelchy.

Which Queen do we mean? Is it this one?

We know she's a Thamby, but she's not this queen, because for starters, you wouldn't catch her dead in THIS angle, and she has no facial hair.

She could be this Queen, afterall, she does think of herself rather Bruhtish, although she is from Klang. A former colony. But no, that's not her.

Victoria's secrets might be her choice of undies, and old as she is, she isn't nowhere near as old as THIS queen.

This Queen has the same Boob Size, and skin color, but our Queen doesn't sing, unless she's drunk. And she is rarely ever drunk.

She might have wanted to be the fairest in the land, and even tried donning on fake lashes to be so, but ah well, she is not quite as malevolent as this Queen.

TAH DAH, this is the Queen we Meen,ah. The Queen of the DSLR, and now the Point and Shoot. Queen of the Food Bloggers.

I would like to make a dedication to the Queen. She proclaims that as Queen, she does not FART. Ever. Thamby, time to change that. You need,

A TOTAL RELEASE OF THE FART. (To the Tune: Total Eclipse of the Heart)

(Turnaround) [ass facing BE]
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
and it's never coming around
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
of holding it, the sound of my fears
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the smells have gone by
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround bright arse)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright arse)
Every now and then I fall apart
Every now and then I get a little
bit restless and i dream of something wild
Every now and then I get a little bit
helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Every now and then I get a little bit windy
and I know I have to get out and cry
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
but then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around bright arse)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if I'll only hold on tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only smells in the dark
Nothing I can say



Lyrical Lemongrass said...

Off with your head!
You ought to be called Queen of Farts.

Keropok Man said...

This is hilarious!

Happy Birthday Her Majesty!

aly said...

Like all good Klang-ites, she thinks herself Brit-ish! Fabulously hilarious post! Happy BURP-Day Your Majesty, and FBB, remember not to stand down wind...

gfad said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH...But now there's only smells in the dark..
You have most definitely outdone yourself this time!! With accompanying graphics too!!

Happy Happy Birthday, Queen of our Hearts! *muaks*

I want to break free,
I want to break free,
I want to break free from your piles,
In your ample backside,
I don't need you,
Ive got to break free..
God knows, God knows I want to break free

Tummy Rumble said...

hahahaha... nice

Julian Si said...


Happppppy Birthday, dear Meena :-) Hugs from the Middle East!

PureGlutton said...

2 words: hilarious, brilliant!

Life for Beginners said...

Oh lord. This is hilarious, and totally worthy of our beloved Queen of Farts. :D

Life for Beginners said...

P.S. Now, we just need to get her to actually SING this! Hehe.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

can someone release this as a hit single!??? please!???

Allan Yap & Nigel A. Skelchy said...

Nipples, let's call weird al yankovic ;-)

CY, you're a genius! bow for her's actually a lot younger now after all the exercises Tim puts it through :-)

Paprika said...

Aiyooo what a fantastic post! LOL

fatboybakes said...

paps, glad you approve...

nige, gufffffffawww....

fatboybakes said...

nipples, pity you wont be here 4th sept. i'm sure someone will sing it then.

LFB, yes, we must. and record it too.

fatboybakes said...

pure glutton, two word too, thank you.

jules bro, how'z you? has lou joined you yet? how is baby vera?

KY said...

hahahaha hilarious!

Tummythoz said...

Hahaha. If oni that special song can be heard 'live'..

babe_kl said...

*guffaw* this is a great one *bow bow*

UnkaLeong said...

This really takes the cake ;) We need to make her sing this. LMAO!

J said...

You have outdone yourself this time FBB. :)

fatboybakes said...

J, really ah? chis, you mean all this while my standard so low?

unka, yup, i've told her to start practising.

fatboybakes said...

babekl, yes, bow to her madge....

tummythoz, we must ask the queen to release an album...

KY, you got wish the queen or not ah!

Frat said...

What an awesome full spread of the Queen... I'm glad it wasn't a full spread of the cat... MACC might just contact you for publishing rights.

gfad... the new lyrics are:
"I want to break winnnddd... I got to breakkkkk winddd...."

qwazymonkey said...

I swear I left a comment here. Chis. Why blogspot swallowed my comment?

Anyway, i was saying that i'm so blardee impressed with your photoshop skills! Bow bow

fatboybakes said...

yes monkey boy, i was just telling thamby monkey no lurve her, since he didnt leave ANY comment here. as for my photoshop skills ayam sure you're being sarky right, since the female monkey(who also must not lurve thamby, since she did not comment) sent me an sms saying my photoshopping is horrific. guffaw. but its MEANT to be horrific.

frat, a full spread? really?

vialentino said...

hahah...this is funny...

fatboybakes said...

vialentino, glad you think so!