A Tribute to Thamby, The Queen

The Queen is .... well, it's her birthday. Today. She shares the same birthday as her cat. Who is also the same age, according to Nigel Skelchy.

Which Queen do we mean? Is it this one?

We know she's a Thamby, but she's not this queen, because for starters, you wouldn't catch her dead in THIS angle, and she has no facial hair.

She could be this Queen, afterall, she does think of herself rather Bruhtish, although she is from Klang. A former colony. But no, that's not her.

Victoria's secrets might be her choice of undies, and old as she is, she isn't nowhere near as old as THIS queen.


This Queen has the same Boob Size, and skin color, but our Queen doesn't sing, unless she's drunk. And she is rarely ever drunk.

She might have wanted to be the fairest in the land, and even tried donning on fake lashes to be so, but ah well, she is not quite as malevolent as this Queen.

TAH DAH, this is the Queen we Meen,ah. The Queen of the DSLR, and now the Point and Shoot. Queen of the Food Bloggers.


I would like to make a dedication to the Queen. She proclaims that as Queen, she does not FART. Ever. Thamby, time to change that. You need,

A TOTAL RELEASE OF THE FART. (To the Tune: Total Eclipse of the Heart)


(Turnaround) [ass facing BE]
Every now and then
I get a little bit windy
and it's never coming around
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
of holding it, the sound of my fears
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the smells have gone by
(Turnaround)
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the look in your eyes
(Turnaround bright arse)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright arse)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little
bit restless and i dream of something wild
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit
helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
(Turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit windy
and I know I have to get out and cry
(turnaround)
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
but then I see the look in your eyes
(Turn around bright arse)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around bright eyes)
Every now and then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if I'll only hold on tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A TOTAL RELEASE OF THE FART

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only smells in the dark
Nothing I can say
A TOTAL RELEASE OF THE FART

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADGE!!!!!! HIGH FIVE!