Tuesday, April 07, 2009

My Luscious Bush

Further to my earlier post, I wish to thank all and sundry who have painstakingly given their opinion on whether or not the aforementioned leaf is indeed the ubiquitous daun KADOK, wrapper of otak otak and dresser of mieng kam. Nipple Joe suggested the comments from that previous post are enough to spawn a whole new post....and yeah, he's right.

I have personally tried a leaf, after comparing pictures on the internet, and am happy to conclude that I think my bush is of kadok.





On a separate note, I wish to extend my heartfelt apologies my esteemed AWHIFFOFLEMONGRASS took umbrage by my suggesting her people are a "sirih chewing species". It's as insensitive as concluding that all chinks have slitty eyes and use chopsticks. Anyway, we discussed the issue at great depth, and this was the snippet of our ahem, every D&M conversation:

Thamby: call my ppl "sireh chewing"

Me: arent they?

Me: its an honor

Me: time honored traditions are hard to find

Thamby: kiss my black A**!

Me: I would chew it if i knew how, and liked the taste

Thamby: my black A**?

Thamby: ack!

Me: what?

Thamby: What what?

Me: what ack?

Thamby: you said u'd chew my black A**!

Thamby: YOU SAID "I would chew it if i knew how, and liked the taste"

Me: i did notttt

Me: chew sirih la donk


Ah, isnt heart warming to know this is what friends are for!!!! GUFFAW.....

22 comments:

Lyrical Lemongrass said...

Oi tangechi, u haven't poisoned yourself yet ar?

Ohhhhhhhh....now I know why you blew up a picture of my a** and distributed it to all our friends! You naughty boy, you!

gfad said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

You ah.. really have nothing to blog about, issit?? No DB projects meh?

And you have a pix of her a**???!!

What's the diff between a bush and a shrub?

Life for Beginners said...

ROFL!! Well, we gotta love MSN for the delayed and often mixed messages, eh? Now, me... I've offered to do wonderful stuff to AWOL's sweet black @$$ for some years now but she keeps rebuffing me.

*sniffs*

I know now, it's FBB that she wants. Go at it, boy. You have my blessings. ;)

qwazymonkey said...

and i thought the previous post was hilarious. This one kick-ass (black or not) y'all!

Henry Yeo said...

*Can't compose limerick because of overdose of laughter*

Nic (KHKL) said...

i think all the FBB/AWOL msn conversations can be compiled to make a good blog la. it'll really lighten up our days!

a FBB/AWOL fan club, anyone? me, me me! ;D

so, fbb, u planning to make mieng kam anytime soon? ;D

FAD MOM said...

hahaahaaha, guess chat messages are best left yakking on one topic best.

oh i wouldn't know which is sirih/kaduk either... do they grow from seeds? i have not seen one in Singapore for ages.. would love to plant them for Penang style otaks...

thenomadGourmand said...

ahh..more and more witty posts frm FBB.. keep them coming! makes great morning reads..

fatboybakes said...

TNG, haha, no wit involved, just cut and paste a real life conversation. i myself had a really good laugh actually.

ooh, FAD MOM, you from across the causeway!!! welcome welcome.

hairy berry, not all our conversations are funny. in these last few weeks, talking to thamby on msn is quite a pain...reduced to monosyllablic answers. almost grunts.

henry, yeah, this is why she is worthy of idolatory...

qwazymonkey, thamby's good hor! your BFF ma. you have chosen wisely.

LFB, haha, this wasnt even delayed. it was prob simultaneous. as for your offer to do things to her SBA, or BSA, ....hmmm.....ayam speechless

GFAD, what's MAO ah? ROTFL i know la. MAO?

thamby, still very much alive....chankyew.

Precious Pea said...

LOL!! So funny la you both. So when are you putting your daun kadok to good use?

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

haha only u can make that suggestion of mine look so creative and read out so hilarious..!!

fbb said...

haha, yeah, nipples, forgot to acknowledge u.... it WAS your suggestion that spawned a new interim post...

precious pea, i dunno what to do with it wor....

worldwindows said...

Laughing on the sideline. The world will be at peace with this good nature banter without offence.

thule a.k.a leo said...

I can't keep myself from laughing out loud too... what a farney guy FBB!!! Good one... hahahhaha!!!

friend like this is priceless...

UnkaLeong said...

Did she sign the picutre of her posterior?

Bangsar-bAbE said...

LOL!! Am i sensing an otak-otak party? =P

Julian Si said...

Bro.. bro. You make me LAUGH and it ain't even Friday, not just yet!

:-)

fbb said...

jules, you can thank thamby for that...thamby's the one that really cracked me up! hahah.

bangsar babe, well, i can supply the kadok if someone can supply the otak.

unkaleong, you can try to get her to do so...

thule, yalar, i also laughed out loud at that conversation. aitelyu, i not the funny one, its lemongrass.

i know, world windows, what you mean. if only people could learn to chill, and laugh at themselves, and laugh WITH others, not at them, the world would be a much nicer place.

Raynebow said...

This is really good education, man! Now i'm sure we are all so expert in spotting the daun kadok!

CUMI & CIKI said...

whrz the photo of that luscious ass? i hvnt seen it yet.. pout..

erm im a chink, and i have slitty eyes and use chopsticks wat.. so ..:P:P

Allan Yap & Nigel A. Skelchy said...

*pengsan*

You two ah...clowns la ;-)

Luv ya both ;-)

fatboybakes said...

nigel skelchy ah, pbbbthhhh, clowns? us? eh, so ah, do DLLs chew anything in particular? ;p

ciki, precisely, if i were a sireh chewer, i'd be proud of it too...
what pic of what A**?

raynebow, so long as its daun kadok that you're identifying.... and not the butt of lemongrass...