For the benefit of Hairy Berry, yup, Saladaeng Station does indeed lead to the infamous Patpong. But being the holesome food blogger that I am, we only went in broad daylight, and this is what you see. A nondescript street that could be in Kampar for all we know. Apart from the tell tale signboards, the tranquil street in the day belies the prolific nocturnal activities.
Continuing with the culinary capers, well, on day 2, we were on our tour of the Floating Souvenir Shop, the Bridge of the River Kwai, and Tiger Temple, which had lunch thrown in. A very picturesque restaurant actually, overlooking the river (kwai, presumably), .... except for the blatant discrimination!!!! And we thought apartheid was dead!!! Firstly, all WE got were these few dishes. Fried Paku Pakis (wild fern), Sweet Sour Chicken, (not even pork!), Omelette, and Spring Rolls. The NEXT two tables, even before they arrived, were served cauldrons of tom yam, fish, chicken, ..... of course, they were gwai lows. (not meant to be derogatory here, but for want of a better description....the grouse is against the shop owner, not the tourist). AND, the cheek of it, when that other entourage arrived, suddenly fountains came to life, the waterfall in the toilet also started flowing, ...... sheeesh!!!!
We then threw a tantrum, believing our guide had taken us for a ride, afterall, for RM250 per head for the tour, SURELY we deserve better food than that!!!! He said we may order one more dish.....so this was it. The pandan chicken. Fortunately the Singha beers were cheap, and nothing mollifies a hot and bothered tourist like a cold icy glass of glorious beer. Overlooking the River Kwai, slight buzz in the head, and a bursting bladder, suddenly the world looked fine again. [And that annoying theme from the movie kept whistling in my head]
A great thing about AirAsia GoHoliday packages is that breakfast is included. In certain places, like Jogja, one is thankful one doesn't have to forage the streets for the morning meal. In Bangkok, it wouldn't have been an issue, but nevertheless, there is something inordinately comforting about being able to rush back to your room for unsettled business immediately after breakfast.
Bacon galore for breakfast, and eggs to order. Life simply cannot get much better, ....again, don't forget, ALL SEASONS is better than FOUR.
This restaurant, Zanotti, is the other place that didn't allow pics of food and menu. Roll eyes. We were celebrating friend's 40th birthday there. The food was good, but since they don't allow pics, I shan't bother talking about it.
Another AMAZING thing about Bangkok is the cornucopia of gourmet food, both local and imported. Price wise, imported stuff is more expensive than here, by far. A block of Anchor butter costs nearly double. (and that's not even gourmet). The food halls in Siam Paragon is enough to induce minor spasms of delights. And if you were hungry, looking for a quick fix, well, just go around sampling the stuff and you'd find yourself full in no time.
Despite being stuffed on free samples, (and the buffet breakfast), travelling companions decided it was lunchtime, and no more food courting, (as in going to food court), so we ended up at a restaurant in Siam Paragon, the name (I think its called Cafe Chilli), and had another interesting semi thai cuisine lunch.
Pork wrapped around red glutinous rice. A bit too meaty for me. By this time, I was ready to don on saffron robes and become a vegetarian.
Lard filled wontons. That was the name on the menu!!! But it wasn't just lard, thankfully. More pork. If you are what you eat, you may now gracefully call me Elmer.
Yet more pork. Pork balls (as in balls made from pork, not Balls of Pork) in a tangy soup. Snort, grunt, oink.
Oh, Thai Beef Salad. I have never been so happy to be rescued by a cow before.
Red glutinous rice served in dainty little woven basket boxes.
The mandatory green papaya salad. Absolutely divine. Crunchy nuts, fish sauce, yummy young papaya. Ah, what a break from all that meat.
Even the roadside fruit sellers seem to be more attractive than ours. As in, their variety and presentation. Where oh where have we gone wrong?
Finally, on the last night, being innately chinese, we headed to Chinatown for something to placate the mother tongue. Nothing quite like Chinese dialects spoken loudly to remind you of your roots. Of course, having said that, we are first and foremost Malaysian, and PROUD OF IT!!! So if there was nasi lemak by the roadside, we'd probably have made a beeline.
Anyway, we revisited a restaurant that exBangkok Lawyer had brought us when he resided in this exotic city, in Chinatown. They do serve the most wonderful soups, but in this day and age, it's highly politically incorrect to talk about such things. So there shall be things remain unsaid, unspoken, and unmentionable.
This oyster omelette, in my opinion, puts all the Penang ones (that Penangites seem so proud of, though I personally don't see any big deal in starch, egg and oyster) to shame, and boasts plump succulent almost aphrodisiacal oysters. Perhaps its in keeping with the theme of Bangkok, where aphrodisiacs are like popping candy.
Anyway, we revisited a restaurant that exBangkok Lawyer had brought us when he resided in this exotic city, in Chinatown. They do serve the most wonderful soups, but in this day and age, it's highly politically incorrect to talk about such things. So there shall be things remain unsaid, unspoken, and unmentionable.
This oyster omelette, in my opinion, puts all the Penang ones (that Penangites seem so proud of, though I personally don't see any big deal in starch, egg and oyster) to shame, and boasts plump succulent almost aphrodisiacal oysters. Perhaps its in keeping with the theme of Bangkok, where aphrodisiacs are like popping candy.
Pad thai, or the chinese version of it, actually fried tong fun, was diabetes inducing. According to Unkaleong, Type II diabetes is no1 killer in Thailand, and judging by some of the dishes, I can see why.
Plump juicy scallops at something like RM35 a plate.... such good value.
Actually, we enjoyed the Chinese meal so much, and raved so much about it so much so the other couple who missed out the night before insisted on going again, so we had two consecutive meals there. Oh, the restaurant name is Mei Loong/ Mei Lum. Just at the entrance of Chinatown.
Wonder if these are the Subway Sandwiches Henry Yeo was alluding to in his comments in the previous post, about 60% filling and 40% bread.
Finally, nothing quite like them wonderful cold Singha beers. One for the road, just before boarding Air Asia flight. Hmm, could that be the cause of the incessant flatulence?
Bangkok, a HIGHLY recommended getaway for a reasonaly priced holiday. From glittering shopping malls to peasantlike street fare, cheap and clean massages, mind boggling array of international cuisine, without having to sacrifice an arm and a leg........
Truly, one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
13 comments:
"...being the holesome food blogger that I am..."
1. "Holesome"? Does that mean one is full of holes? Err...
2. Then again, "PORK-some" might be more accurate. Ahh, Bangkok. Truly Porky. :P
Hi, I am Elmer.. Elmer Lard! hahaha. Was that tomyam spicy? Thailand is about the only place that can make my cry from the chilli.. other plcs not hot enough. Even for 6... you guys sure eat a LOT! no more part 4 i take it :(
Malaysian fart is always recognisable. There's something abt the food we eat.
yeah, the discrimination part is just so pissin', isnt it? but what to do? them tip in pounds (literally) while ours come in quarter pounds (almost). i worse coz they thought i nihon-mari. sigh.
sonnet for soup? wah, i'm definitely not capable of that lar.
oh, thanks for the saladaeng description!
hairy berry, yalor, what to do, even on airlines it happens. (neo apartheid). guffaw, so when you dont tip like nihon mari, what do they do? glare at you?
lemongrass, but virtually the whole plane was malaysian. actually i could smell other farts too in a distance....
ciki, i think i may have used a wrong name. elmer isnt a pig. gosh....who are the famous pigs around these days ah? yeah, aitelyu, we sure at a lot. actually not so bad la, since the portions weren't that large, AND, we walked a helluva lot. that particular tom yam with the flame wasn't too bad, as we requested not too hot. but the first one at Tang Long, PHWAAAAAH, can turn your ass into mt vesuvius.
kenny mah, heh heh....kudos on picking that up. didnt think anyone would. but for that matter, most of the region is pretty porcine. Manila, Bali, Singapore, Vietnam, all pork havens.
Poor other passengers. And air crew. And maybe even waft reached pilots? Jialat. But hey, air pressure-ma.
Enjoyed your first 3-parter series very much!
Now you know why I wanna go back ;) Hahaha...Fart away I say!
tummythoz, i doubt my fart so powderful can reach cockpit ler. glad you enjoyed my 3 parter. echerlly its not my 1st. the 1st was when i was making my first (and last) wedding cake, two years ago. i needed the moral support to cheer me on that mammoth task.
unkaleong, yalor, i am oridi missing bkk.
Ooo... you had me drooling over the green papaya salad. A Thai friend here makes it for potlucks and it goes down very well if she doesn't overdo the chilli padi. (Ya, I'm a wimp with chilli spicy.)
fried paku-paku - I recall something similar in Miri called MiFen, must try and compare. You go Miri, I go back BKK.
Siam Paragon - did you try Cream & Fudge Factory? I actually just drool looking at the luxury cars' shops before going down to eat and repeat the steps ad infinitum. they also hosted the richest annual Scrabble tournament there in June for the past 2 years.
Subway Tower - Trust me. The fast food there are way better than Malaysia anytime. Where else will the sandwiches and Big Mac actually stand instead of being squished.
I vaguely remember the sweetness of the food when I visited bangkok years and years ago. Gosh, looks like it has caught up on them...
daphne, but they all still so slim wor. so unfair.
henry, wow, your scrabbling does bring you places hor. do you have to pay your own passage or are you sponsored? remind me never to play scrab with you, in real life or on facebook. didnt try the cream & fudge, apatu? sounds sinful. luxury cars? not my cuppa tea.
argus, where they get green papaya in swizerland ah?
Siam Paragon is ostentatious. Good Thai food that Thais go to is Dairy Queen (yep, not that ice-cream name la).
So shark's fin soup in Chinatown good hor, bird's nests also.
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